99 Problems

Yo, I came home tonight and my fucking cooler was jacked.
I went to the Depot to get a new pump for that,
they said they were all out, shit was whack
apparently to them it's seasonal just a fact
Well you know Homo Depot fuck you
you're a bunch of unhelpful bitches too.
Although, the guy was nice
and told me to go to ACE
get a pump yo in due haste,
but guess what that bitch was closed. Looks like I got 99 problems but my wife ain't one hit me!