Thursday, September 4, 2008

Do Work Son

You ever notice how many cat pictures are on the internet? I mean seriously who the fuck is loading all these god damn cat pictures? I just googled "I did work son" because me, Floyd, and shorts went and got some jibs on the BMX tonight. It was a pretty decent night, I think everyone got a clip and we ate the new volcano taco at Taco Hell. Recommendations on the ass burner in a red crunchy shell: no go son, well, it's basically a regular old hard taco, dyed red, with the nacho chessy sauce they pore on everything there. So, if you're into gimmicks then the taco that gives you molten lava out your ass tomorrow is right up your alley. Back to the cat photos on the internet. Here's my theory on the internet in a delightful percentage sort of way. 80% porn... 15% cat pictures... 3% wikipedia entries... 1% dick enhancement ads.... and 1% myspace friend request bots. Oh, and fuck that cat, I'd use Chun Lee and fucking spinning round kick it. I love all the cat photos though.

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